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[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “I don’t want this swimsuit anymore.”
Bottom Text: “I should leave it on top of the hamburger buns in the bakery.”]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/9731b433680f817bb801083519d4678b/tumblr_mmvjpp8b991qm3qzeo1_400.jpg)
[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “I don’t want this swimsuit anymore.”
Bottom Text: “I should leave it on top of the hamburger buns in the bakery.”]
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If Congress Got Stuff Done Like Roommates [Click for full email]
Gmail to the chief.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/94617110fbab2eb3cf7c2272acd986ec/tumblr_mmsl8bEx7L1qasthro1_500.png)
If Congress Got Stuff Done Like Roommates [Click for full email]
Gmail to the chief.
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how sad it is that we create a society where we raise boys to base their self worth on whether or not they can trick unsuspecting women into sleeping with them and we raise girls to base their self worth on how long they lasted until they were tricked
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sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
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Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born, and the day you figure out why.
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If you get stuck, get away from your desk. Take a walk, take a bath, go to sleep, make a pie, draw, listen to music, meditate, exercise; whatever you do, don’t just stick there scowling at the problem. But don’t make telephone calls or go to a party; if you do, other people’s words will pour in where your lost words should be. Open a gap for them, create a space. Be patient.
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